We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
ALAN JAY LERNERI could have danced all night!
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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