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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.

Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Mental Physical
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Forecast Future Involvement
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA

Brown Color
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Business Game Motivational Planning Work
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Cheat
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young

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