Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
ALAN JAY LERNERJust look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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