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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Baseball Mental Physical
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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Baseball Play
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Beware Careful Lost
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women

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