So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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