I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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50% of all married people are women.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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