Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
ALAN BENNETTPhilip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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