Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
ALAN BENNETTOur perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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