If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA50% of all married people are women.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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