Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
ALAN BENNETTWhy is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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