I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
AL YANKOVICEver since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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