Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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