Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAWhy buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRAWhat difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRARecords and achievements are made to be broken.
YOGI BERRAFailure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRAI guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRAYou wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRAYou’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRANobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
YOGI BERRAI guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRALittle League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRAI don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRAI always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAI’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRAOk you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA