My wife went off with Elvis.
AL YANKOVICOn the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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