Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
AL YANKOVICBoys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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