I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
AL YANKOVICMaybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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