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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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