Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
AL YANKOVICYou got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
AL YANKOVICI’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
AL YANKOVICI think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
AL YANKOVICI’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
AL YANKOVICAs a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
AL YANKOVICSomebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
AL YANKOVICMy personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
AL YANKOVICThat’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
AL YANKOVICWhen I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
AL YANKOVICI have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
AL YANKOVICMidget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
AL YANKOVICI’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
AL YANKOVICI dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
AL YANKOVICMy own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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