I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
AL YANKOVICYou got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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