If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENMy parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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