I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
AL FRANKENThe important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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