I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKENChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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