Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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