Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
AL FRANKENYou see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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