Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
AL FRANKENWhen people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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