I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
AL FRANKENWhen people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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