Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
AL FRANKENWhen people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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