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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Internet Keep Let Weird
I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Book Crush Responsibility Satirical Write
If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Call Couple Give Good Help Hero Know Occasionally Speech
We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Indiscriminate Make Murder Point Political Terror
I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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