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AL FRANKENI’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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