I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
AL FRANKENI’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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