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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.

Al Franken

The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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