I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENOh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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