Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKEN
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
More Al Franken Quotes
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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