Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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