I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENIt’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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