If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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