My dad was a terrible businessman.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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