Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
AL FRANKENWe lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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