And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENNational security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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