Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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