I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENYou have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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