When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
AL FRANKENThere is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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