My dad was a terrible businessman.
AL FRANKENThere is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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