And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENThe right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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