If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
AL FRANKENThe right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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