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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.

Al Franken

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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