Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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