And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENAnyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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