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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

Aisha Tyler

I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

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