When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
AL FRANKENI don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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