Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
AL FRANKENI don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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