I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
AL FRANKENThe Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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