I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.

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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.

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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.

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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.

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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.

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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.

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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.

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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.

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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.

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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.

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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.

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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.

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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.

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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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