So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
AISHA TYLERI have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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