If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
AISHA TYLERI have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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