He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
YOGI BERRAIf you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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