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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.

Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
YOGI BERRA

Experience Inspirational Learning Life One Liner
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA

Guess Necessary Thank You
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
YOGI BERRA

Heat Humility One Liner
Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
YOGI BERRA

Entrepreneur Face Failure Fear Success Work
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Run
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRA

Luggage Travel
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
It ain’t over till it’s over
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Motivational One Liner Over
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA

Letter One Liner
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving

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