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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.

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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I like grown up comedy.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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