I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
AISHA TYLER
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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