Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
AISHA TYLERWhen I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
-
-
No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLER -
My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
AISHA TYLER -
I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
AISHA TYLER -
Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
AISHA TYLER -
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
AISHA TYLER -
You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
AISHA TYLER -
Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
AISHA TYLER -
I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
AISHA TYLER -
Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
AISHA TYLER -
I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
AISHA TYLER -
But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
AISHA TYLER -
I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLER -
I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
AISHA TYLER -
I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
AISHA TYLER -
I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
AISHA TYLER