I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLERMarriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I really do know football.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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