You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
AISHA TYLERI’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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