I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRAWell, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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