Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRAWell, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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50% of all married people are women.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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