“I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.”

What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.

…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.

The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.

Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘

YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’

Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.

[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

There’s a little bit of magic in every box!

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.

My life is the road, man. I need to keep moving.

I think I can keep a rhythm to a beat, but there are quite a few people who would argue with me.

So choose to keep your focus on that which is truly magnificent, beautiful, uplifting and joyful.

Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company.

How can we expect another to keep our secret if we have been unable to keep it ourselves?

It is often laziness and timidity that keep us within our duty while virtue gets all the credit.

The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.