black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

Adam Rex

Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX

Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX

Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REX

Good Like Magic Tragedy
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
ADAM REX

Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REX

Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
ADAM REX

Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REX

Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REX

Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REX

Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REX

Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Adam Rex Quotes