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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

Adam Rex

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REX

Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REX

Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REX

Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REX

Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REX

Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REX

Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX

Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REX

Bit Boxe Little Magic
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX

Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur

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