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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.

Adam Ferrara

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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