I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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