If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRAIf I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRAThe only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRAIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRAForecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAIt’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRAI don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRAI can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRATexas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRAYou can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRAI knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
YOGI BERRA80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRAAll pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRAI usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRAI guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRAOk you guys, pair up in threes!
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