If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRAWhen you come to a fork in the road, take it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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50% of all married people are women.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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