“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.

I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.

80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

It is all one to me where I begin; for I shall come back again there.

There is no permission with love it comes like the bullet and does the same trick.

Sometimes, we’re just tired and set people free because we can’t fight anymore and we hope they might come back one day and stay for good.

It’s ok if they don’t come back, but remember that what is good for you will always find it’s way to stay.

Well, come gather around and I’ll sing you a song, about a crazy old world that’s coming along.

We come into the world alone and we die alone.

We have to be strong, for the ones that came before us, and the ones who are yet to come.

Love me fearlessly for everything I am and all the things I come with.